The Mind Of A Moron

I can’t handle when people won’t commit to one TV channel long enough, I’m not asking for much, even 5 minutes per channel would be okay. And don’t get me wrong if it’s a commercial break knock yourself out and feel free to browse but dammit get back to the channel you started at before the two minutes of advertisements are up.

The main problem is when someone refused to watch a particular show, and I mean any show, it’s one minute here one minute there, it makes for horrible tv.

Do you ever talk really load in hope that someone else will hear you?

I do it all the time it’s fun, and sometimes a little twisted. A prime example of when this has helped me is when I had a project to hand in and shouted “Dammit, I don’t have a stapler” sure enough someone a few minuted later handed me one. This saved the effort of doing something for myself while at the same time I didn’t actually have to ask for help.

Another fun way of doing this is to ask someone you with a question and hope that someone around you (thats not part of the conversation) answers. Once they do you immediately scream “Stop eavesdropping on me”.

This is kinda what I’m doing right now with this blog there are no readers, but if I speak loudly enough maybe someone will listen in as I ramble to myself.