Here’s what didn’t work
Okay so here’s the deal I’m taking a comedy class and what I’m going to do is post the things that didn’t seem to work for the world to see.
Some of it I might re-work, but this is what when tried in front of the class only got stares.
How do fish get caught, it’s not like we’re tricking them into thinking a worm on a hook is something else…”Oh look, a worm, floating unnaturally in the water, with a hook in it……Tasty”…”Oh, oh God, what the hell it was a trap, how could I have known…”
Every once in a while there is talk of people stealing from charities, but I don’t know how they do it, [it’s not like you can][you cant] just slip those giant sized donation checks in your back pocket and walk out the door.
I asked an attendant at Home Depot for some “weed killer”. Well I didn’t exactly get what I was looking for, but who’s complaining…freakin dyslexics.
Everywhere I go I see union signs saying “Honk To Show Support”
What are they trying to trick us into supporting them. When was the last time you honked because someone was doing something that made you happy. I’m honking because I’m pissed off, and don’t you try and twist it into anything else.At some point in our lives we all deal with a shady operation. Me, I was trying to but some firecrackers, and you know what the first thing the guy asked me was, “Are you a cop”…
What do they expect me to say? “Well, I’m kinda undercover so I wasn’t gonna say anything, but since you asked nicely, yes, I am”I get that we Europeans pretty much raped this country for all it has, but do we have to be so proud of that and commemorate the things we have destroyed by making them national symbols.
“Attention Canada, we have whipped out the mighty beaver, and will commemorate this grand day by putting him on our coins”
So yeah I donno, if something there is worth reviving let me know.