What Didn’t Work Volume 4
So here is what didn’t get laughs this week, I actually really liked these three so was kinda sad. Oh well in the future I hope to resurrect a lot of these into working ones. Soon I will also post a didn’t make the cut list, of (some of the) things I have written but decided to to try out.
Without further ado here you go:
Something I have been wondering for quite a while is do penguins taste more like fish, or chicken. Sure they are birds, but on the other hand they a slick looking, spend a lot of time in the water, and eat fish, as they say you are what you eat.
And for that matter if you wanted to catch a penguin what would work better a rifle or a fishing rod?S: I went to a nutritionist and you know what she said, “you are what you eat”
P: said slowly and unsurely so [I’m spoused to][you’re saying I] eat,.. people?S: I haven’t been at my computer all day and I think I’m going into withdrawal. After so long without email I could be missing out on something.
P: What if for example I’ve one some fantastic prize and all I need to claim it is give some unknown Zimbabwean company my credit card info.
P: Or worse, I’ve been notified that there is a 24hour limited time sales on penis enlargers, and I must act now!