Things I Didn’t Do V1
Okay well I want to post regularly but I’ve nothing new to say, so here is what I’m going to do, post things that I haven’t perfected, were just pathetic, or things I didn’t think would work, along with a few that I just never got a chance to try out.
So rather than this being what didn’t make that cut, this is what hasn’t yet (or never will) make the ‘tryouts’ actually this has one that I tried and didn’t work, the drinking one.
I got fired from 7-11 for sexual harassment, I was just reading the oh… henry bar. OR for picking up Baby Ruths
On the plus side you don’t have a hangover when you die of alcohol poisoning.
I don’t know why we’re told not to stick our fingers in outlets, as far as I’m concerned what’s good enough for Einstein is good enough for me.
Religion has been a source of conflict in the world since well the beginning of time, and you know the crappy thing, somebody is probably right so 4 or 5 billion people are going to be wrong.
The stranger part is that there are many intertwined bits between religions, for example, of the major religion many share the same holy city, what is this a freaking coincidence, are was there just some dis-agreement at the beginning of time.
“Yeah, you know what I know we all believe in the same God, but you don’t wanna eat pork and I only eat fish on Fridays, so yeah, we’re enemies, you set up on that side of the street I’ll set up on this.”
Islam even recognizes Jesus as an important prophet, well what was he the lying prophet, everyone has their flaws and Jesus just happened to be the prophet who lied about being Gods son.