The Snowman Incident
Okay so it was snowing today, snow in November I know, “scary”.
I had a two hour break so naturally I decided to build snowmen in the courtyard. Things where going well I built a nice big snow man (maybe 5′8″) and the cafe gave me carrots and other vegetable matter to give him a face. In addition to this I ripped some branched off a tree for arms. I even gave the big one face on each side so everybody could see him.
I then made a little one but it broke before I finished, so I made another rather small one at the other end of the courtyard (which is the one still standing in the picture).
Well proud of myself, I decided to go find people to whom I could exclaim my joy, and I was gone not 5min when I arrived back to find my snowmen vandalized. The big one was smashed up (see pic, only the bottom survives).
The little one however had suffered a much more crewel fate, he was salted, that’s right salt packages all over him. Obviously a torturous attempt to melt him.
First thing I did was go CSI on the scene, I ran out there and checked for foot prints (assuming someone kicked the snowman done) to no avail.
Well maybe people just dont understand that I like my snowmen alive, an honest mistake?
I then took two sheets of paper and wooden coffee stir sticks, I attached a piece of paper to each snowman.
The base of the large broken snowman had a note that read “I will have my revenge”. The small snowman who was still alive but suffering dearly from the salt packets had a note that read, “Please Don’t Kill Me”.
I wasn’t about to let the smaller guy die so I pulled a stakeout, and watched from the window, sadly I got into a conversation and was distracted, that’s when he fell.
It could have been a person or just the breaking point after those evil salt packets.
Anyways that’s the end, and this is my story of the day.
