The Mind Of A Moron

I always have a really hard time deciding what and what is not funny, especially with the comedy, and now I don’t have those classes as a safe-haven to see what will work so I’m going post a few bits here and I welcome your comments (email, comment below, or just talk to me).

Did you know there are 100’s of different religions out there, at a first glance that little factoid seams pretty neat, but then you’ve got to wonder, 100 Gods, and they are all smiting me, what are the odds. I can’t believe that just statistically I wouldn’t inadvertently being exactly what at least one god wanted and be rewarded for it.

This year I decided that I am going to do some god in the world
Because I’m tired of poverty and famine charities taking over so much valuable TV programing

Diamonds are forever, but your not, so what am I wasting my money on, I want to buy a diamond that lasts a lifetime, now that’s practical.

Chicken are the best example of use it or lose it, I mean they could fly, and they just stopped doing it, what fuckups.
That’s why I don’t eat chicken, any bird that’s to obese to fly can’t be good for you.

the differences just the smallest thing can make in our evolution is astounding, for example, what is a prehistoric beetle took a wrong turn and that lead to humans evolving to get energy from the sun like plants.
-first well, we’d be green,
-and the fat kids would be the ones who spent too much time outside.
-”Timmy, you’re looking a little chubby today, I don’t want you going outside, go to the living room and play xbox,… and shut the blinds…”
-sunscreen would replace diet pills

with something like that I have to say I feel pretty original, but still with like 6billion people out there I have to wonder is there is someone in the world thinking the exact same thing as me right now..
- oh shit he knows my inner most thoughts
- I’ve got to kill him
- oh know now he’s probably trying ti kill me too

Okay well that’s like 1/10th of all the crap I’ve got untested, and a lot of it will be filler I hope to get some help in weeding things out.

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