Green People, Zombies, & Solar Power
This is an derived for a conversation I had on the buss a while ago, its was the purposefully loud kind that others eavesdrop on then eventually give their input or smirks.
It’s actually two fold, but I believe they are related:
First, what if humans evolved like plants to get energy from the sun:
Well the neat thing here is that we wouldn’t need to eat, we would be solar powered beings, and I guess we would use carbon dioxide and release oxygen too. It would actually create a far superior race. I hope some gene splicer out there is working on this.
Now of course the neat aspects of this are that, the fat people would be the ones who spend too much time outside, in fact I believe that sunscreen would quickly replace diet pills.
(note this conversation worked it’s way into my comedy, so sorry if parts of this are familiar from a few posts down)
And quite frankly I think that would be pretty cool, we also wouldn’t have to farm so lazy people would be happy, and we wouldn’t eat meat so vegans would be happy. Overall the world would be a much better place.
Second, zombies evolved from venus fly traps
Evidence:
Just within those points it’s quite clear that zombies share some genetic relation to venus fly traps.
I therefore believe that just as Bigfoot is the missing link between us the the apes, zombies are the missing link between and the plants.
If we are to one day become solar powered beings zombies will be ones of the key ingredients.