The Mind Of A Moron

Just a quick note World Domination Plans is over, I just havent been able to keep it up. I have redirected the feed for WPD to this site, The Mind Of A Moron

I will commemorate my attempts at World Domination Plans by showing one of my favorite postings from it. (From August 7th 2004)

Lemonade Stand

It was a hot sunny day, and there I was walking to the bank, when I came across a lemonade stand. Understandably thirsty, I bought a glass, well its was a paper cup. Nothing can be compared to how refreshing it was.

It then came to me if I was willing to pay $1 for some lemonade then others would be too. If I set up some sort of network of stands I could get rich, and even more so If I dump nicotine in the lemonade.

I bet you can guess my next move can’t you?

…I pulled a knife on little Susy and robbed her lemonade stand for an oh so sweet $14

In conclusion stealing is easy, especially from children.

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