Twins Make The Perfect Assassins
Okay so this occurred to me in conversation a while ago, and it basically outlines the benefits of twins.
Lets say you have an identical twin, and of course then you would have identical DNA. So it stands to reason that if the two of you team up become assassins you will be all but invincible. You see even if they have indisputable evidence that one of you was involved, they can’t prove between the two of you (one of the twins must make sure to have absolutely no involvement with the assassination) therefore there would be reasonable doubt. That is, they could prove it’s one of you but they can’t look you both up and there is no way to tell the difference.
But it gets better, you see what if you had a twin but lived in another country, think how much easier it would be to immigrate, only one of you needs to get approved, the other simply FedExs the passport back the the home country so twin number two can come over.
Then once you are both here the government will only know one of you exists, so again you become assassins. But whenever twin one (T1) is doing the assassination twin two (T2), makes the alibi.
So for example T1 goes and assassinates someone while T2 gets arrested for peeing in the middle of a shopping mall, or anything else menial, ensures fingerprinting snaring the perfect alibi. After-all what alibi is better than the police.
Note: I do not endorse assassinations, nor do I endorse twins. This is written without the intent of anyone executing it, and is meant in fun spirit. Finally please note that although I say this disclaimer in jest as well, I do mean it -ish.