The Mind Of A Moron

Can you belive I had to google the spelling of eagle, it’s so sad.

Here is number 6:

Here is cartoon number 5, I’m beating the clock for today by over 11 hours, but I was afraid if I didn’t do it now I might not get to it later on since it’s a Friday.

Well I wrote a bunch of whatnot in the last post, so here is the cartoon:

Well another day and the questions that begs asking is can I actually maintain a flow of interesting cartoons for 8 days. Well I don’t know (maybe I already haven’t) but what I have done is take steps to ensure you get the best product I can deliver.

1) I breath a little bit less, not noticeable to the eye, but I save this breathing for for the intensity required later in the day while drawing.

2) I’ve reduced my extracurricular thinking, this means I try not to think to deeply about things, whether it be what channel to watch, or using a calculator instead of adding 1+1 in my head. This saved brainpower comes in handy later.

3) I feel this is the most important, and it relies on the fact that each day I believe I only actually have a certain amount of “funny” available to me. So you may have noticed I’m more boring than usual in regular conversation, while this is because, and I’m sorry, I need to retain this for the greater good.

I hope you’ve having fun (all 20 or so of you readers)

The fourth cartoon will follow, and by follow I mean will appear above this because of the way things work.

Okay before I post this one let me explain that I am always paranoid about trademarks and other intellectual property, so I tried to make the company this is about pretty covert, while still obvious. I’m sure I’m covered by the fact that it’s parody, but why mess around.

Secondly I have to admit it is draw pretty carelessly, I apologize that I rarely go looking for a ruler, yet I often need one.

Here you go:

Okay sure, I’m about 20minutes late, but as far as I’m concerned until I sleep the day is not over, so here is the 2nd cartoon.

Here is the first cartoon a day cartoon.

Okay well I set myself a goal of 10 cartoons during the holidays, and well up until now I had only those two Christmas ones, so yesterday I set myself a goal of doing one a day up till and including the next Sunday (which would have meant 8 cartoons). Sadly I got sick yesterday so was unable to do one, so the cartoon a day project will go from today through next Monday.

And what can you do for me since I am so graciously providing you with free entertainment? Well here is what I want, more readers, I need to fuel my ego and quite frankly sometimes I have trouble doing so, so tell your friends, link to me, blog me, whatever. Just help spread the word in your everyday life that I am the mind of a moron.

I know this is weird, I’m making a post that isn’t exactly content filled and for that I’m sorry, but rest assured withing 5 min of me publishing this the first cartoon of the day will be up.