The Mind Of A Moron

It’s back and better than ever, let me know what you think.

I’ve been drinking a lot of coffee recently, I do like to taste and this is becoming a problem because when I have it to much it begins to lose it’s effect as a drug. This is really what I want it for so I’ve decided that I will take a break from coffee in order to let my system settle back out, so when I need a jolt I can turn to coffee.

I have tried this strategy with other things and it seems to work, for example stop drinking for a while so it gets cheaper after a few weeks to get smashed. It seems pretty effective so I’ll see how it goes.

In other news I’ve begun working on cartoons again, I have a reserve of nine that just need to be scanned and colored.

What does this all lead me to? I’m going to do Cartoon A Day V.2 starting tomorrow, it will continue for as long as I can, my goal is at least 30 days.

So the world we live in, yeah it’s messed up, and I think we’ve all come to the conclusion that a nuclear holocaust is coming. What will you do when the bomb is coming, we learnt from the Cold War that hiding under ones desk and covering their head was not the answer, so what now, do we run?

Okay so really I’m just pointing out that when this happens we will probably all die, so the question that needs to be asked now is, how do you want to be remembered? When they dig us up from the ashes in 1000 years what pose will you be in. This is no trivial matter, think of Pompey, we know them by their pose, this is the real chance for fame, celebrities will be forgotten in 1000 years for when they dig us up if you’re making a hilarious face while you do a back-flip fingering the world, you can sure as hell bet you’ll get your 15 minutes (albeit after you can appreciate it and reap the rewards).

Or better yet, you could pretend you’re shielding an infant from the blast then they will put you in a museum as a hero.

When this all does happen, there won’t be time to decide what to do, so choose now and for god’s sake practice, because you only get one real try.

(Okay I don’t think a nuke could actually preserve us, but maybe it would trigger a volcano that would to off and cover us thus preserving our shapes, or maybe we’ll be buried in ash and fossilized, I donno, but if it’s my last grab at fame, I’ll take it)

If I was a cop I would go around the crime scene asking people they had alibi for 2:30AM on Sunday April the 2nd, 2006. Now of course they would have to say no (because that’s when we switch the clocks), you would really mess with people like that.

Or better yet if you’re a criminal the day they switch clocks back is like a freebie, (the hour of 1am to 2am happens twice), so you could easily have an alibi or the first 1:30 then commit a crime in the second, I wonder if anybody would catch on?

…that’s it for now.