When Disaster Strikes!
So the world we live in, yeah it’s messed up, and I think we’ve all come to the conclusion that a nuclear holocaust is coming. What will you do when the bomb is coming, we learnt from the Cold War that hiding under ones desk and covering their head was not the answer, so what now, do we run?
Okay so really I’m just pointing out that when this happens we will probably all die, so the question that needs to be asked now is, how do you want to be remembered? When they dig us up from the ashes in 1000 years what pose will you be in. This is no trivial matter, think of Pompey, we know them by their pose, this is the real chance for fame, celebrities will be forgotten in 1000 years for when they dig us up if you’re making a hilarious face while you do a back-flip fingering the world, you can sure as hell bet you’ll get your 15 minutes (albeit after you can appreciate it and reap the rewards).
Or better yet, you could pretend you’re shielding an infant from the blast then they will put you in a museum as a hero.
When this all does happen, there won’t be time to decide what to do, so choose now and for god’s sake practice, because you only get one real try.
(Okay I don’t think a nuke could actually preserve us, but maybe it would trigger a volcano that would to off and cover us thus preserving our shapes, or maybe we’ll be buried in ash and fossilized, I donno, but if it’s my last grab at fame, I’ll take it)