The Mind Of A Moron

I’ve been thinking and have bounced this off a few people, but I think that a great name for a child rapper would be “PG-Unit” (you know… parental guidance)

Well on the bus today I wrote his first rap song, I know I don’t know how to write rap, consider this a first draft sans-rhythm.

But take a look it’s sure to be a hit as soon as I record it.

Yo Yo Yo’s are my favorite toy
But this aint no time fo poddy
Cus this is PG-Unit – real name roy
An’ I’ma bout t’ get nauddy

I used a fake ID
To get into my own movie
The crowd went wild
They smiled
When they saw my
New Nike air Velcro’s

But this aint no G-unit
Disney cartoon shit
So if there isn’t hair
Under yo arm pit
Yo gonna need to be accompanied
By an adult cus this is PG

I’ve got two dirty ho’s
In the garden
And ya better not cross me
Cus when your found
I’ll get you on the ground
…and paper cut you

So don’t mess wit me
As you will see
I won’t pop one in you ass
But if you pop one in mine
“Mother feeling” I will sue you,
For mol-es-ta-i-tion

Ten yrs in jail
Without no bail
Just ask my hockey coach
That F’ing cockroach

I’m yet to hit puberty
Still I love nudity
The only problem is when I see some fine chick
I don’t get hard dick (it is PG after all)
So gotta strap on
I’ll take her and her mom
Cus I’m P G UNIT
So your mother has ‘come’ with you

Feedback is welcome as always.

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