Jokes That Missed
There are some jokes I tired that didn’t get a good laugh. I don’t know why I share the worst with you, but mostly I wanted to post to the blog in non video form but didn’t want to do any extra work.
Enjoy and relish in my misery.
Aim for the pie in the sky but if you were in the sky would you want pie, I’d be afraid of getting too heavy and falling through the cloud to my death - I don’t really think clouds can hold a lot of weight - hmm.. I wonder how fat(heavy) people deal with that, problem in heaven (taking it too far?)… that might sound like I’m making fun of fat people not so, bodybuilders, also screwed
It’s great that people pursue there dreams no matter how far fetched, because without them who would fail miserably, have missed the boat on education and take a job as a a Carine, or medical test subject, filling a valuable role in society. Seriously without failed actors, rockstars and comedians, who would buss tables, society would be crewed without us. Be thankful.
If urine as ammonia and ammonia is a sanitizer, then as a restaurant cook I think I should be required not to wash my hands, you do want clean food don’t you.
Meat quality should be judged based on original cuteness of the animal you’re eating, cow ok, but baby cow - viel, way better, naturally rabbits are even cutter, and tastier!
If you wanna know who the US will invade next then look at the color of the US on a map, then look for every other nation that’ the next target. Map makes know these things and plan ahead so we don’t need to replace our maps, nice guys. Or get an old map maybe ten yours old, you’ll notice the US is green, and hmm… so is iraq, and korea, and…. France?
Back in cave man times it would have been great to be the one non-religious guy in the tribe- they lay out a sacrifice for the goats of five goats and a virgin, you sneak back in the night and take it. If they think the sun is God, you sell them shiny rocks. Or maybe just to screw with them if there is only once source of water you go to the river and bless it, making it holy water so they can’t drink it.