I Want Skills - Puke On Command
Wednesday, December 21st, 2005While watching a badly done presentation (not that I haven’t given any myself) it occurred to me how useful the ability to puke on command would be.
Here are the basic benefits:
1) Instant tension breaker
2) Easy to embarasse whoever was the focus of attention before you puked
3) A simple yet effective insult to people, sights, or cooking.
But here is the clincher (as long as nobody knows you can puke on command)
4) Nobody will be mad at you, because puking is supposed to be involuntary, so you get all the satisfaction of saying you suck, you’re ugly, or you smell, without any repercussions.
(doesn’t that look just look ugly 4 reasons, I didn’t even know things where allowed to have four reasons, I though every logical action had 3 reasons, well I guess I’ve proven myself wrong)
Clearly this is a valuable skill, something I hope to one day attain.