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Headphones and Singing

Friday, February 16th, 2007

I think headphones are pretty much responsible for all the bad singing in the world these days.

Back before headphones singing went like this.

  1. Hear a song
  2. Like the song
  3. Memorize the lyrics
  4. Sing the song to yourself
  5. Listen to your own voice and adjust it appropriately
  6. If you really suck you hear that, and stop singing

Headphones changed all that. Now people

  1. Listen to a song with headphones in
  2. Sing along
  3. Hear the actual singer’s voice in the headphones while they sing
  4. Assume they themselves are good at singing, because while they sing pleasant sounds are heard (due to the headphones)
  5. No feedback for voice adjustment or shame is given
  6. Shitty singing perpetuates itself
  7. That’s why everyone thinks they are better at singing than they actually are.

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