I feel this overwhelming need to post, I guess it has been a long time my brain has been up to other (albeit related) tasks, I still have nothing to show for it though.
As you may or may not know I try to write a ton out each week, it actually comes to the point where I write more than I can test (I need to start trying to find more stage time.
But I thought I would share with you (as I used to) some of the jokes that didn’t really get pulled off well. The were done two weeks ago I believe, it was a small audience, so I might re-work and re-test but it’s sometimes hard to justify doing when my options are re-test something or try something new.
Anyways where is another edition of what didn’t work.
Fashions pisses me off, who buys jeans with holes in them, and pays an extra $20 to do so, here is my plan, I but some unfashionable jeans from zellers, give them to a homeless person with 5$ and say “wear these, I’ll pick em up in a few days”… not only is it cheap, it’s authentic.
We seem to always choose cute animals for pets and zoos, in the big picture the animals we eat aren’t even that ugly, where begin a good looking animal was once a positive thing because they the animals could procreate it now means we catch them, so I wonder if the future, the animals that survive will be evolution-ed / naturally selected to be freaking ugly assholes so that we let them stay in the wild undisturbed, if I was a rabbit that is what I’d do, or at least start working towards.
You know with twins there is usually, and by usually I mean on tv, one good one and one evil one, everybody feels bad for the good one cus the evil one messes up their life, but what about the evil one, all his street creed is out the window, *in the middle of a drug deal* 1: Yeah that’s right I need 5 kilos, here’s the money have you got the stuff? And the drug dealer says: Fuck that I saw you talking to the cops earlier, you’re dead to me *bang*, and the evil twin dies, all because the good twin felt compelled to visit a neighborhood watch meeting earlier in the day.
Of those the one I liked the best was the twins and was disappointed that it didn’t work out, I also like the premise of the ugly animals one.
But of course my intellectually property obsessed mind reminds me to assert ownership over them still by saying that I’ll eventually find a way to use em.
So what do you think, obvious duds (the fashion one is for sure)?
ps. Spell but not grammer checked.